

I’ll preface this to let you know that this is a collaboration and we all thought she was talking about a porn.
Stranger: Hey girl its me blanca .if possible can kevin barrow an empty room he is making a movie
Me: Hey how’s it? Its not a good time because of the baby.
Me: Oh my god don’t tell anyone I just told you that
Stranger: For tomorrow at !0am not tonight
Me: The baby is still gonna be here, how many people, girls, boys?
Stranger: 2 girl and 2 boys ur brothers baby or connie
Me: Connie’s. What’s the scene?
Stranger: A sit down documentary 2 chairs 1 Table and interview ahora si se fue connie
Me: Sorry I thought you were someone else, you got the wrong number, good luck with the shoot.
Stranger: Mejor pero q no se valla luego cuando el la llame q se friege y q le pida child support
Stranger: Its me blanca i dont have my phone im using jasons phone
Me: Sona laura. Di dove se?
(Way to go Laura! You ruined it with your Italian.)