Sevan's Apostasy

This is where I talk about stuff no one cares about.


Another text conversation with a stranger!!

I’ll preface this to let you know that this is a collaboration and we all thought she was talking about a porn.

Stranger:  Hey girl its me blanca .if possible can kevin barrow an empty room he is making a movie

Me: Hey how’s it?  Its not a good time because of the baby.

Me: Oh my god don’t tell anyone I just told you that

Stranger: For tomorrow at !0am not tonight

Me: The baby is still gonna be here, how many people, girls, boys?

Stranger: 2 girl and 2 boys ur brothers baby or connie

Me: Connie’s.  What’s the scene?

Stranger: A sit down documentary 2 chairs 1 Table and interview  ahora si se fue connie

Me: Sorry I thought you were someone else, you got the wrong number, good luck with the shoot.

Stranger: Mejor pero q no se valla luego cuando el la llame q se friege y q le pida child support

Stranger: Its me blanca i dont have my phone im using jasons phone

Me: Sona laura. Di dove se?

(Way to go Laura!  You ruined it with your Italian.)

Notes

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